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SmartMoney Magazine by Neil Parmar (Author Archive)

10 Things Your Bartender Won't Tell You

Below is an excerpt from the book "1,001 Things They Won't Tell You," which was published in May 2009 and highlights popular columns from SmartMoney's long-running "10 Things" feature.


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1. “It’s my world; you’re just drinking in it.”

Back in the day, bartending was all about consistency and service. From the humblest watering hole to the fanciest hotel bar, bartenders knew how to mix a repertoire of classic cocktails just right every time, and the customer came first. Today, not so much. Ray Foley, author of Bartending for Dummies, says a growing number of the 500,000 working barkeeps in the U.S. are following the lead of celebrity chefs, hoping to make their mark with their own signature drinks. Sure, that means an explosion of creative cocktails dressed with such exotica as cucumber shavings or lavender foam. But good luck if you’re in the mood for an old standard such as a sidecar.

The upshot? A lack of consistency, for one, says Tony Abou-Ganim, who created the Bellagio’s cocktail program in Las Vegas. “I can go to the same bar, order the same thing from three different bartenders, and get three different drinks,” he says. Even worse is customer service. Some bartenders have flipped the old equation, Foley says, putting 30 percent into pleasing customers and 70 into showcasing their personality: “The prime thing we’re losing in the bar business right now is service for the customer.”

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Posted by: doormandiaries
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Posted by: doormandiaries
Here's a link to a great article about bartending...written by someone who's obviously been there. I've been bartending for about five years now, and the Smart Money article seems to be written by someone that's a whiny customer. Check out this article, I think you'll get a kick out of it...

http://www.metroactive.com/metro/06.21.06/bartender-myths-0625.html
Posted by: ajarrett
sbbartender said the only thing worth ordering 'neat' (room temperature is good scotch (single malt I presume?).

I am a fan of Grey Goose vodka, straight on the rocks. How shall I order it to make sure it is cold?
Posted by: sdbartender
Just so you know, we aren't supposed to serve DRUNK people. Makes us liable. But your sources are just so CREDIBLE.
IDs? You want to drink? Bring it. It's the law. I bartend now, and I still bring mine. If I got turned down for not having it, I would understand. Why? Because the restaurant staff DEPEND on the restaurant's ability to sell liquor (to make tips) to help the servers pay their bills. And no one I know has ordered a toasted almond in years. I made one once. In 1996, I think.
Posted by: sdbartender
Wine taste? Ask for a taste. Classy bars will let you in on what they serve.
Just so you know, we DISPLAY bottles where guests can see them. Not next to a kitchen heatlamp. Bars have comfortable lighting REMEMBER? Your wine should be safe in the 'dim lighting' area of the bar. Come on now, give us a little credit, bud.
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